At a dinner party, my sister was complimenting the hosts on the lovely spread they had laid on, when their little boy demanded in a disapproving tone,"Why is the salad in the sick bowl"
(From the current issue of Reader's Digest)
I had a minor accident last week. resulting in a cut on my nose,sitting on a bench in town, a toddler came up to me, pointed at his nose and said "sore nose". he was only 2