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Jemisa | 09:37 Sat 15th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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10 Signs Your Bloke Hates Shopping

Here Are 10 Signs That Your Bloke Hates Going Shopping With You.
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You catch him staring into the store's security cameras, waving his arms in the air and mouthing: "Help me!"


In the last year of hitting Lakeside together, he's gained a stone trying to self-medicate on cheese chips from the food court.


He sleeps like a baby . . . in Victoria's Secret.


The store's lounge area has turned into a therapy circle for men, with your Bloke acting as moderator.


You catch him going on about football and trying to place a bet about the off-side rule with a mannequin.


On trips to the shopping outlets,he routinely grabs the arms of little boys and shouts " run for your life, child, before it's too late"


When you suggest he bring a magazine to read to pass the time, he lugs an entire year's worth of back issues.


The saleswoman at the cosmetics counter has complained that your man is a little too fond of "smelling" the nail varnish testers.


He starts shoplifting in an attempt to "spice things up"


You hand him a pair of khakis you think might look good on him, and he absentmindedly fashions then into a noose.
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Love those, especially the last one. HATE shopping with my OH !
Brilliant - all new, well to me anyway. lol.

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