Tax Return

[maggiebee]

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependant on you?
The man wrote:
· 2.1 million illegal immigrants,
· 1.1 million crackheads,
· 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers,
· 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus
· 650 idiots in Parliament and
· the whole of the European Commission.

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?".

[shooty]

mint : )

[rojash]

"UK unemployment falls to 2.51 million, ONS says" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20323096

Maybe they returned it because he was claiming for fictional defendants.

[marval]

Good one

[starone]

Oldie but goodie maggie. loved it and so very true.