Police Report

[Duncer]

Last night police discovered a serious arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles, 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 3 tons of heroin, £25 million in forged banks notes and nearly forty eastern European prostitutes, all in aterraced house behind the public library behind Ardoyne, north Belfast.

Local residents were outraged and a spokesman said "We're all shocked; we never even knew we had a library"!

[VHG]

Posted on 22nd November, but this time it was Toxteth not Ardoyne

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