This Isn't Really a Joke!

[zebo]

635 Employees

Unbelievable but true.
Thought you might find this interesting ......

I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

Can you imagine working for a company that only has 635 employees, but has the following Employee Statistics.

29 have been accused of spousal abuse,
7 have been arrested for fraud,
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques,
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses,
3 have done time for assault,
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit,
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges,
8 have been arrested for shoplifting,
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits,
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year,

and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What a bunch of crooks we have running our country - it says it all...

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country - whilst trying to ensure that everyone else has the worst possible!

[ABerrant]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1115563.html#answer-6763815

[jno]

blimey, only two days since this one came up! Is it something in the water? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1194221.html

[factor-fiction]

I haven't re-read all the links but i do remember that the figures in there are completely made up and completely untrue. (84 arrested for drink driving? Doubt it's more than one, if that). Which sort of spoils the joke for me. Sorry zebo. I'll try to cheer up during the day!

[Tinyrain]

It's really a joke if you think it's a joke, so as i feel, it doesn't make me laugh

[McMouse]

Urban myth that does the counts several times a year. I understand there are similar versions for most developed countries.

[Hopkirk]

... and one who has been on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here