The Dancer...

[Jemisa]

A very handsome man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes


him as semi professional Ball Room Dancer.



They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.



On his arm, he has a tattoo that says BLACKPOOL TOWER BALLROOM.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when people see me undressed, they will see my tattoo, and Merlin Productions pay me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg,

he has a tattoo that says GRENSON DANCE SHOES.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Blackpool tattoo, I get paid for people to see this tattoo when I get undressed"



Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has

a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!!


It will say ADIDAS in a minute."

[maggiebee]

Cough splutter. That's a new take on an older joke!

[excelsior-1]

that one could grow on me

[albaqwerty]

LOL

[marval]

lol

[owdhamer]

It was ludo and Llandudno when I heard it.

[chaptazbru]

Love that !

[Baldric]

Good one, lol

[starone]

Another good one jem lol.