Airport...

[ummmm]

A bloke is driving through Dublin and can't quite find his way, so he pulls over to ask a paddy for directions

"Alright mate, how do you get to the airport from here?"

To which paddy replied "My brother takes me"

[Hopkirk]

Hang on Ummmm, haven't you got Irish blood?

[tenrec]

Love it!

[Hopkirk]

I've heard of someone who asked their way in Ireland, and was told
"If I was going there I wouldn't start from here"

[rockyracoon]

lol.

[New Judge]

Careful now.The thought police might be watching !!

[Chipchopper]

Finding the airport in Dublin ? You have to practice!

[Hopkirk]

Isn't Dublin the airport where they built an access tunnel too low for airfreight lorries?

[Psybbo]

LOL but very true

[excelsior-1]

and when building the tunnel, they found a skeleton

DNA typing identified it as belonging to the 1932 irish national hide-and-seek champion

[pjgriffo]

As an Irishman this reminds me of the tourist who stopped to ask directions of a local.
Am I on the right road for Killarney?
Yes you are on the right road for Killarney -- but you are going in the wrong direction.
Like most Irish jokes the answer is 100% correct and absolutely precise.