Flirting

[joeluke]

I was flirting with this girl at a bar last night, when things started really hotting up.

"I'm so wet," she whispered in my ear, "and I wanna find out how hard you are."

"No problem," I said, and went over and punched one of the bouncers.

[Bluestone]

I'm guessing you didn't get that one out of a family box of Christmas crackers...? :-/

[owdhamer]

A stobart driver picked up a girl hitchhiker,bought her a meal,as she had no money,when they got back in the truck she said there is some thing hot and sticky between my legs,bloody hell don't tell me, you have sat on me Yorkie

[Gizmonster]

This is doing the rounds, 'cos it's just appeared on my facebook lol :P