Wee Quick Scottish Joke ?

[LochNessMonster]

Two dugs walking down the street.

One says to the other "Nice speaking to you, I'm awa "

So the other dug cocked his leg and pi$$ed on him.

[Wharton]

1st Brick - Whit ur ye greetin' fur?
2nd Brick - Ma maw's awa'

[maggiebee]

What's the difference between a tightrope and a Scotsman ? A tightrope sometimes gives.

Sandy: " Will you marry me ? "
Girlfriend: " No, but I'll always admire your good taste. "

[Svejk]

Presuming dug is a dog & awa is away, I don't get the first one.
Second one? No comprende gallic.

[Georgiesmum]

WSorry, i dont understand this first joke at all?

[Georgiesmum]

It might as well have been Chinese to me, sorry.

[jno]

awa is a wall (I suppose, I'm not Scottish)

[maggiebee]

I'm awa = I'm away (as in leaving)
A wa' is also a wall

2nd one = 1st brick "Why are you crying"
2nd brick "My mother's gone away (or a wall) Brick? Get it?

Kind of loses it when you have to explain.

[douglas9401]

They do really get it, we know they get it but the game is the game.
They'll not take your scotch money eevah, innit.

[Georgiesmum]

Thank you for trying to explain it to me jno.

[erin-x]

Lol! It's even worse having to explain it face to face!

[Svejk]

I think I get it. Just make up random words & kinda string them together. How very avant-garde.