I've....

[carrust]

...just been working for a gynaecologist who only works part-time. I asked him if he'd thought of retiring? He said "I like to keep my hand in.".......

[zebo]

A gynaecologist can always be recognised, he paints the hall through the letter box. From my late Dad, he shocked me when he told me that!

[Jemisa]

Made me smile carr & your dad had quite a sense of humour zebo. :)

I've had 3 kids (all grown up now) but I've never had a male gyno...

jem

[zebo]

I once had to have a minor gynae job done in a Military Hospital. The next evening we were at the club and I was dancing with someone I didn't know. He told me he far preferred this view of me than the one he'd had yesterday!!!!!!! Embarrassment doesn't begin to cover it.

[Jemisa]

zebo, he was winding you up. How did he know it was your 'bits' he saw?
(Funny tho)

Jem

[mallyh]

lol why did i cross my legs when i read your joke