'i'll Do Anything...'

[Jemisa]

Keeping a man happy is easy! All you have to do is
keep their stomach full and their testicles empty.

Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as
I step in dogs sh!t I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

If you see someone doing a crossword today just lean over
and say "7 UP is Lemonade.

Its bad when you realise your feckin weelie-bin
goes out more than you feckin do.

Missed the Gym again today - Thats 10years in a row.

An expert has predicted that computers will eventually
replace paper altogether,He obviously never tried to wipe
his feckin @rse with a laptop.

I have just bought a pair of knickers, on the front it says...
'I Will Do Anything For You'
On the back it says... 'But I Won't Do That...

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[marval]

lol, love them Jem

[starone]

Great again lol!!

[tonyav]

LOL, I like them Jem.

[AlwaysConfused]

Very good, all of them!