The Ultimate Insult!
After waking up the other morning, I got out of bed and had my usual stretch in front of the window and as I looked out I saw a German shepherd shytting on my front lawn.
Infuriated, I put my slippers on and ran down stairs, but by the time I got there, all there was, was a steaming mess!
This morning, as I got up, I was astonished to to see him there again and this time, he even brought his Bl00dy dog with him!!