Three Nun's were talking. The first nun said ' I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines'. 'What did you do? the other nuns asked. 'Well I threw them in the trash'
The second nun said 'Well I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!' 'Oh my!' gasped the other nuns 'What did you do?' they asked. 'I poked holes in all of them!' she replied.