Bump

[marval]

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache.

Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anaesthetic."

[tonyav]

Gawd blimey marval, your giving this one some hammer.

[marval]

Well the doctor had to use something and he thought chisel do.

[excelsior-1]

very good

[starone]

Tee hee, made me lol!

[Old_Geezer]

I'm amazed the nurse didn't spot the bump was real.

[Chipchopper]

NO Nurse! I said........Prick his boil !