I Want To Feel Like A Woman...

[Jemisa]

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The
passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash
and that they are all going to die. At the height of the storm, a
young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this any more! I can't
just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair.
If I am
going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there
anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"
She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk
up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She can
see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He
stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her,
"I can make you
feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" Eagerly, she
nods her head and exclaims, "Yes!"

The man hands her his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."

[askyourgran]

Ah that is slightly dated, but still has the message.

[tamborine]

Wkd again - lol

[Jemisa]

Yes it is an oldie but if it made me smile ages ago & still does today I post it for the
'young 'uns' this one stands the test of time don't you think? :)

Jem

[Canary42]

Brill :)

[cupid04]

I thought they were gonna join the mile high club. I'm really disappointed!

[Wharton]

I creased myself at that one :-)

[excelsior-1]

as you have stated Jem

the finest jokes withstand the test of time, and you have again shown us one of the best

[Sqad]

LOL

[AB Editor]

I knew I'd heard this one before Jem...!

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/search/?q1=Here%2C+iron+this

[Jemisa]

OK, OK, Ed, I hear what you're saying Enough is Enough....

It seems I churn it out every 6 months. I'll consider myself told off.
(slapped wrists)

jem :(

[AB Editor]

"It seems I churn it out every 6 months. I'll consider myself told off.
(slapped wrists)"

Not really a telling off but there's a funny regularity about it!