5 Days?...
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin
resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had
not been seen for five days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned
about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked
on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The
old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so... would you please mind not throwing the
skins out of the window? They're choking my ducks!"