Food Part Two

[marval]

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
All that's left is debrie


I was in my local shop earlier when suddenly this guy burst in and started shooting off rounds at the chocolate display.
I think he was a bounty hunter.


Just saw an Onion ring,
So I answered it.


Got a job measuring Cadbury's hot chocolate powder.
It's only temporary.
I'm weighing up the Options.


In the supermarket earlier, a group of lads started throwing chocolate, biscuits and cakes at me.
It was all very unsavoury.


I was having dinner in a restaurant when the waiter said, "Can I get your bill, sir?"
I said, "Are you sure that you can afford it?"


When we were first married my wife asked me how I liked my steak and I replied 'rare'.
I think she misunderstood, that was eight years ago and she's only ever cooked steak twice since.


Went to a Norwegian restaurant
I ate like a Norse


I've just paid £200 for a skip.
I thought to myself, that's an expensive crisp.


I've just realized that tofu is over-rated, it's just a curd to me.


I like co-operative onion rings,
They come out of the packet if you ask them nicely.

[maggiebee]

Brilliant marval, loved both parts.

[excelsior-1]

like them all