Oldies & Newbies

[maggiebee]

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
Doctor: "Don't answer!"

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

Procrastinate Now!

I smile! because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

[excelsior-1]

good ones, maggie

[albaqwerty]

love 'em!