Doctor Doctor

[berniecuddles]

Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter!
just wait there and be a little patient!

Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid
Nonsense man, you can stop anytime!


Doctor doctor, I've got acute appendicitis
You've got a cute pair of breasts too!


Doctor doctor I've got a cricket ball stuck in my bum!
How's that?

[cupid04]

Lol!

Father Christmas went to the doctors with a mince pie up his bum.
The Doctor said I've got some cream for that! [Oldie I know!]

[marval]

Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye

Try taking the spoon out first