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Thou Shalt Not....
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There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday.
Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike.
The other priest asked where his bike was.
The other priest said, "I don't know, but I think it got stolen!"
The other priest said, "Well what you need to do is read off the ten commandments, and when you get to "Thou Shall Not Steal" someone will confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back.
"I see you got your bike back! Did you do what I said?," the one priest said.
The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading the commandments and I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I seemed to remember where I had left it."
Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike.
The other priest asked where his bike was.
The other priest said, "I don't know, but I think it got stolen!"
The other priest said, "Well what you need to do is read off the ten commandments, and when you get to "Thou Shall Not Steal" someone will confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back.
"I see you got your bike back! Did you do what I said?," the one priest said.
The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading the commandments and I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I seemed to remember where I had left it."
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