My Working Life

[maggiebee]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor but I wasn’t suited for it. The job was only so so anyway.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income

I tried to be a barber but I just couldn’t cut it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realised there was no future in it.

Now Retired!!

[tonyav]

LOL, great, maggie.

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

i quit my job in the helium balloon warehouse

i refuse to be spoken to in that tone

[jim360]

Do you reckon you could see yourself inspecting mirrors now?

[excelsior-1]

perhaps, but on reflection............

[Svejk]

^he couldn't tell his left hand from his right.

[cupid04]

lol!

[berniecuddles]

brilliant LOL