I Was Working............

[excelsior-1]

..........in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?"

I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave"

[Wharton]

I'd like to borrow a play by Shakespeare.
Which one?
William.

[cupid04]

I just found out we have a local library
They kept that quiet!

[SirOracle]

I think the German pole vaulter one was a bit funnier than the bookmark one

[Arksided]

get out your Bard!

[Wharton]

I read a dictionary once, it was the zebra who dunnit.

[SirOracle]

Wharton I note that you often post humorous ripostes and I was disappointed that you let my post on the "Scottish referendum" topic pass you by with no comment.

I hope this post did not offend you,and wonder if it did give offence,whether you were involved in either fraternity,or the post was rather too vulgar.

Maybe you haven't read it.