Doctor

[marval]

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!


Doctor my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

Can I suggest a shoe box.


Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.


Patient: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.

Doctor: You should diet.

Patient: Really? What colour?


Patient: My wife beats me, doctor.

Doctor: Oh dear. How often?

Patient: Every time we play Scrabble!

[tonyav]

LOL Tommy Cooper style, marval.

[marval]

Yes Tony, very Tommy Cooper.

[tonyav]

marval, Tommy Cooper is one of the funniest men I have ever seen.

[marval]

I preferred Les Dawson

[tonyav]

Yeah, I liked him to, marval.

[DaisyNonna]

Not got a sense of humour

[tonyav]

Bet your ticklish though, Daisy.