Men And Pregnant Women.

[Jeza]

WALKING ON THE GRASS

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.

Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

[excelsior-1]

part for the course Jeza

brilliant joke

[mallyh]

this really made me laugh great !!!!

[Tilly2]

Spot the birdie!

[Tilly2]

That needs to be ironed out.

[excelsior-1]

hello tilly - - - join the club

[tonyav]

Bet that walk is a fairway.

[Tilly2]

Morning, excel. I wood, if I could.

[McMouse]

This thread is a bit rough……has a fairway to go.

[excelsior-1]

tee hee

[McMouse]

May I draw your attention to these fading puns.

[marval]

lol

[berniecuddles]

that's what you get for bunkers!!!

[grasscarp]

Another joke about men and pregnancy

Overweight man is in doctor's surgery
Doctor: If a stomach that size had been on a woman, I would think she was pregnant.
Man: It has and she is.