Am I?

[marval]

A young man picks up a young woman in a bar and coaxes her back to his hotel room.

While they are relaxing later, he says: 'Am I the first man you ever made love to?'

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.

'You might be, your face looks familiar!'


Paddy the policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.

His sergeant starts to yell at him.

“You are ruining the police reputation, go home and change the shoes.”

Paddy goes home, and comes back after a while.

“Sarge, I have a problem; the other pair of shoes at home is black and white, too.”

[Svejk]

lol & lol

[frugalfred]

What else looked familiar?

[Gizmonster]

*groan* .... lol :P