The Blacksmith's Dog.

[llamekuf]

I bought a dog from the blacksmith but when I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

[marval]

lol

[marval]

What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed Dalmatian

[Chipchopper]

The one that I bought from the carpenter kept doing little odd jobs about the house

[elliemay1]

The old ones are the best!

[Svejk]

lol, that's so bad its brilliant.

[Baldric]

Don't tell me his Pedigree was forged!

[Svejk]

does it bellow to get out?

[weecalf]

Was it an ironmongrel

[Svejk]

badly tempered I expect.

[vulcan42]

was the dog called Granville?

[Baldric]

How wrought-up were you when that happened?

[magicmick]

Sounds like it wanted to get as farrier away from you as possible

[1ozzy]

At least it didn't make a spring for your neck.

[Svejk]

there's some bright sparks;-/ on here.