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sunny-dave | 18:21 Sun 22nd Jun 2014 | Jokes
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All of life is divided into three categories ...

... If you can't eat it or shag it, then you just *** on it and move on.

Sounds good to me :-)
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Dundee girls aren't quite as selective as Glaswegians fillies, cupid.......
21:20 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Just like rams and goats then...
21:20 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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I think that's PC tony. Go for it x
21:21 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Have done, pixie. And lived to regret it ;-)
21:25 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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cupid04
Just like rams and goats then...


Oi, ya little minx, leave the goats out of it lol.
21:26 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Oh dear. Were the goats jealous?
21:27 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Oh gawd, don't you start as well ;-)
21:28 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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No pixie, they were....umm, how does one say it?.....errr, horny.
21:29 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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....i've heard rumours....;-)
21:29 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Yeah, and I know who started them.
21:30 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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...the goat :-)
21:49 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Yes, it was nanny.
21:51 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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Oi Billy!
21:56 Sun 22nd Jun 2014

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