The Philosophy Of Dogism

[sunny-dave]

All of life is divided into three categories ...

... If you can't eat it or shag it, then you just *** on it and move on.

Sounds good to me :-)

[berniecuddles]

spot on dave spot on !

[sunny-dave]

Dratted swearywordnanny - "***"

[Baldric]

At last, as 'ism' I understand!

[jim360]

This philosophy served me well until I met a policeman.

[tonyav]

So it's got nothing to do with parking up in the middle of some woods somewhere then, Dave.

[cupid04]

What do the three asterisks represent. I'm a tad confused!

[tonyav]

Another word for wee, cupes.

[Wharton]

*** ***

[Wharton]

^That was a double entendre.

[cupid04]

Thanks tonee and wharty, pal:-) x

[cupid04]

I won't tell you what I thought Dogism meant:-)

[pixie373]

Dogism is only sleeping with certain -coloured dogs.

[Wharton]

I found my wife in bed with my best friend. I told her to leave and I said to him, BAD DOG.

[cupid04]

Naughty step for you Wharton. x

[tonyav]

Oi cupes, stop being so dogmatic.

[DTCwordfan]

An average night in when it comes to living in Dundee, wharton?

[cupid04]

Okay.

[cupid04]

Oi, he lives in Glasgow!

[tonyav]

pixie373
Dogism is only sleeping with certain -coloured dogs.


What about those multi coloured mongrels though, pixie.

[DTCwordfan]

beware, tony, they have probably been 'about'......