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McMouse | 09:16 Wed 02nd Jul 2014 | Jokes
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes".
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Don't eat it, it's an @rsehole.."
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LOL
09:17 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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Double LOL
11:39 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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Triple lol!
11:46 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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Commonly called a "Big Mac".
11:52 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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I think the parent's idea to keep the kind of meat secret was a missed steak.
11:54 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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VG Jim :)
11:58 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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lol
21:29 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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did they re-veal the truth?
21:33 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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The guy must have been a bit of a wimp not to tell them, you know,
a bit Mamby-Bambi.
21:37 Wed 02nd Jul 2014

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