Bored Obstetrician

[maggiebee]

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I am two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and sometimes is so moody that she's borderline irrational.
A: So, what's the question?

Q: My midwife says it's not pain I'll feel during labour but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word alimony means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids go to college.

[scorpiojo]

LOL

[slinky.kate]

brilliant, ?

[zebo]

Some are very naïve, go to college, my two seem to be bent on needing us for one thing or the other for the rest of our lives!

[marval]

lol

[pixie373]

Lol:-)

[seekeerz]

Very good :))