Poor Mrs C...!!!

[berniecuddles]

Mrs c has been going through the female menopause lately and has become very conscious about her body.

She got undressed in front of me and said, 'Say something sexy about my body'

I said, 'Darling, you have got titanic boobs

She says with a sexy smile, 'Really? What do you mean? Big and firm?'

I said, "No. They've *** sunk'

[tonyav]

LOL he's dead !.

[berniecuddles]

i am if she reads it LOL

[tonyav]

Bet somebody grasses you up, bernie !.

[berniecuddles]

no doubt lol

[Peaspeculiars]

Naughty, naughty lol

[marval]

Ooh lol

[pixie373]

Lol! I like the way you specify "female" menopause;-)

[Peaspeculiars]

^Ha, I hadn't spotted that Pix lol.
Does the male menopause exist?

[cupid04]

Lol!

[tonyav]

Peaspeculiars
^Ha, I hadn't spotted that Pix lol.
Does the male menopause exist?


LOL, thats when we go out and buy sports cars !.

[pixie373]

Only as an excuse, peas. Made me wonder what Bernie is trying to tell us...

[marval]

Is it called menopause, because every time a woman who's menopausal hears a man speak, she needs to pause or she'll clobber him?

[tonyav]

Doh.

[pixie373]

I think that's lifelong, marvel;-)

[marval]

Sorry of course it is pixie.

[pixie373]

:-)

[Peaspeculiars]

hee, hee :o) night all xx

[marval]

Goodnight Peaspeculiars

[tonyav]

G'night, peaspeculars. Tony hides behind the sofa in case it's that special time !.

[pixie373]

Night peas x