Dating

[marval]

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there’s nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.


A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate.

"I want a companion who is small and cute," he says.

"She must love water sports and enjoy group activities."

The computer says, "Marry a penguin."


A young couple park in Lovers Lane.

"It’s very peaceful," says the girl.

"Listen, you can hear the crickets."

"They’re not crickets," replies the boy.

"They’re zippers."


A college student picks up his date at her parent’s home.

He’s scraped together every penny he has to take her to a fancy restaurant but, to his dismay, she orders everything expensive on the menu.

Appetisers, lobster, champagne – everything.

Finally he says, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"

"No" replies his date, "but then Mother’s not looking to get laid."

[Psybbo]

Grrr MARVAL^^

[tonyav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg

[tonyav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTq2nh8xzI

[Psybbo]

Back at you, Tony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=irHm7-HMaO0

[tonyav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIzY-ewRiUY

[Psybbo]

Darn, he beat me to it

[Psybbo]

xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SGbScr_4G0Y#t=7

[tonyav]

Psybbo
Darn, he beat me to it


LOL.

[Captain2]

Well call me greedy but a man can dream (even if I'm not called Fred)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYpr99FgEk

[marval]

Glad you are enjoying it psybbo.

[Psybbo]

Captain, that was my first thought o the Rock n Roll quiz, marvel xx, off to look at your quotes