Halloween's A' Coming.....

[Chipchopper]

Q. How do rednecks celebrate Halloween ?

A. Pump kin.

[Tilly2]

Is that rude? I think it might be.

[BlackadderV]

Certainly is!

[tonyav]

Yeeee haaaaa ride um cowboy.

[Tilly2]

Tut!

[tonyav]

snigger.

[shoota]

Or 'Cowgirl'....

[shoota]

(This is an equal opportunities site.....)

[tonyav]

Hadn't thought of that, shoota ;-)

[Tilly2]

My answer would have been......dress up as ghouls and go to a line dance. How naive I am.

[shoota]

'My answer would have been......dress up as ghouls and go to a line dance. How naive I am.'

You could do that en famille, as a warm up....

[Tilly2]

I was trying to think of something witty but I couldn't fit line dancing and ghosts in together. I have failed.

[shoota]

The spirit was willing....

[Tilly2]

:-)

[sunny-dave]

I have a nice set of goolies ready for the 31st ...

[gness]

I was once invited to watch the goolies dancing on the village green....

Lord, was I disappointed ....... :-(

[Chipchopper]

What about the skeleton who missed out on the line dance and instead, just sat at home brooding co's he didn't have anybody to go with.

[tonyav]

Was they the ging gang type though, gness ?.

[Tilly2]

That joke's a bit thin, Chip.

[gness]

Ging gang goo......ging gang goo.....☻

[Tilly2]

How do scouts celebrate Halloween?

Answer below, please.