Have You..

[carrust]

... Heard about the homosexual shepherd who kept mountain goats

[Psybbo]

Well, I never.....

[Svejk]

butt ibex he enjoyed it.

[shoota]

Have You..

... Heard about the zoophilic shepherd who kept mountain goats .........?

[tamborine]

He yodelled as he got his rocks off

[Chipchopper]

That's right, he was also dyslexic and turned up at a toga party with his goat :)

[beso]

What has homosexuality got to do with it?

Sex with animals is called "bestiality".

[BlackadderV]

But he might have preferred Billys to Nannys.

[Chipchopper]

After ewe, its billy the kid!

[cupid04]

What are you impala- ying...

[cupid04]

soz, they're antelopes, lol ^^^

[Bazile]

Surely he was bi-sexual , given that some of the goats must of been does
( as in doe )

[DTCwordfan]

After doing the business, the shepherd said, "An-gora've the clap"

[tonyav]

cupid04
soz, they're antelopes, lol ^^^


Serves ya right ;-)

[marval]

Yes I have, no I'm just kidding.

[RATTER15]

In 1272, the shepherds in the middle east invented the condom, using a
goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the
intestine out of the goat first. :-)

[tonyav]

LOL.

[EDDIE51]

Did you hear about the homosexual outlaw?
He rode into town and shot up the Sheriff .

[tonyav]

Was that Ben Doon and Phil Mckrevis, EDDIE ?.