Pocket Check...

[Chipchopper]

A guy is sat on a bar stall in a pub, drinking one beer after another and every time he drains his glass, he takes a peek in the top pocket of his shirt.

The barman is curious about this and takes the opportunity to ask the guy, why he keeps looking in his pocket after each beer.

Well, the guy says, I keep a photo of my wife there and when she starts to look good, I know its time to go home.

[Old_Geezer]

Does he have a copy ? I could do with one of those.

[Quoi]

You could always use a mirror....

[Old_Geezer]

Never get a drink that way :-(