The Police.

[cupid04]

The police are collecting statements on a street where a crime has been committed, and knock on a couple's door.
'Excuse me Sir, bu can you tell me where you were at around 8:05 last night?' the officer enquires.
'Funny you should ask that,' the man smirks. I took the wife upstairs at 8pm to make love.'
'That's true,' his wife shouts over his shoulder. 'But I couldn't tell you where he was at five past.'

[baza]

Did that include foreplay or is that only in golf ?

[cupid04]

Most men play a round but mainly in the bunker...

[baza]

Some spend time in the rough looking for lost balls, so I have been told.

[janbee]

:-)))) 5 minutes eh? She's a lucky lady !

[marval]

lol

[DTCwordfan]

Come again..........