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[cupid04]

A woman walks up to a Scotsman. 'Is there anyrhing worn under your kilt?' she asks.
'No', comes his indignant reply. 'It's all in perfect working order.'

[tonyav]

LOL shrivels in cold weather though.

[DTCwordfan]

A woman walks up to a Scotsman. 'Is there anything worn under your kilt?' she asks.
'Just me Alex Salmond', comes his indignant reply. 'And that's me w'anker.'

[janbee]

Ah you can't beat the old jokes eh? I say I say I say, my dog's got no nose....