I Was

[marval]

I was in the vegetable aisle at my local supermarket when the spring onions started breakdancing and doing hip hop.


The little rap scallions!

[Tilly2]

Oh, that made me cry.

[Prudie]

those onions are repeating on you..

[marval]

Well I am a bit pickled.

[Psybbo]

Lettuce hope they've calmed down now

[Tilly2]

If they haven't, they'll be for the chop.

[maggiebee]

Did the chives join in?

[marval]

They have bean asked to stop.

[Prudie]

How about the mashed potato?

[Psybbo]

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers are egging them on

[marval]

They don't do it for free, but it is a very small celery.

[Psybbo]

Apple should sign them!

[tonyav]

Where did they sprout from.

[Svejk]

Was it a Pea Daddy record?

[marval]

Brussels I think Tony.

[excelsior-1]

oh, that's just rhubarb!

[Svejk]

^could have been worse. I nearly said Rice Cube. ;-/

[Psybbo]

I feel a Bloody Mary coming on, any toms about?

[tonyav]

Thats strange I thought they were swede's, marval.

[excelsior-1]

these responses are just the tip of the iceberg

[marval]

Well, this joke is a turnip for the books