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marval | 17:20 Sun 26th Apr 2015 | Jokes
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I was in the vegetable aisle at my local supermarket when the spring onions started breakdancing and doing hip hop.


The little rap scallions!
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Don't be ra(di)sh Marval
17:54 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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That's shallot with the puns.
17:54 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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And then the lemon grassed on them all
18:00 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Lettuce stop all this now.
18:00 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Got to go, I need a leek.
18:00 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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I'd take a pinch of salt with that....................
18:03 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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gawd after that joke marval your face should be as red as a beetroot
18:10 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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some of these are just pure 24 carrot
18:15 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Was it a Jasper Carrot joke?
18:15 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Oi, Excel, gerroff. Mine's the carrot joke!
18:16 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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when i'm on a roll, i just carrot help myself
18:18 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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I like cheese and onion rolls. Scrummy.
18:20 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Oh a spring roll as an alternative
18:20 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Or a rollmop but that's a bit fishy!
18:21 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Nice to see plenty sprouting here.....
19:36 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Purple type DTC?
19:38 Sun 26th Apr 2015

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