Groan Alert....

[Peaspeculiars]

And God said to John 'Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life'.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a nun on roller-skates?
Virgin Mobile

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day.

How do you make Holy Water?
Put it in a saucepan and boil the hell out of it.

If you are ever attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler

...I'll get me coat ;-) Have a great day All

[maggiebee]

Thanks for the laugh x

[excelsior-1]

......... and when the ark rested, noah commanded the animals "go forth and multiply"

"we can't" moaned a couple of snakes "we're adders"

[scorpiojo]

^ groan

[marval]

That put a smile on my face, thank you.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!