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marval | 21:51 Sat 13th Jun 2015 | Jokes
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I was at my local herb and spice shop when the shop keeper asked if he could help me.

I said "No thank you I am just browsing."

He said "take as much time as you want"

So I nicked the whole lot.
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very sage..
21:53 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Just need Rosemary and we could all go to Scarborough Fair!
21:54 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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You'll make a mint selling it.
21:55 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Is your name Basil?
21:56 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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The shop keeper is very polite, he tells his customers to cumin.
21:57 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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He is only trying to curry favour
21:58 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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That was a sage answer
22:02 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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You'll rue pinching my answers.
22:04 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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just hope you don't 'rue' the day
22:05 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Oh cumin, this is getting a tansy bit dilly now.
22:09 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Off to bed now I am feeling a bit chili.
22:09 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Try a mustard rub.
22:11 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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lol, that^ sounds bad.
22:12 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Night, cloves the curtains and get nice and comfrey.
22:15 Sat 13th Jun 2015

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