Diet

[marval]

My partner is on the Cyclops diet.


He's always got one eye on the fridge.

[Tilly2]

He needs to put it in the fridge, otherwise it will go off.

[melv16]

My partner's on a light diet.

When it's light, she eats....

[Tilly2]

It's always light in the fridge, Melv.

[tonyav]

How do you know, Yilly. Do you keep opening the door to see.

[melv16]

Don't ask tilly anything taxing, tony. She's been practicing her braking in the car.

[Tilly2]

Every time I open the fridge door the light comes on and every time I put my foot on the brake the car slows down. Wow!

[melv16]

Do you keep your lemons in the fridge, tilly? :-)

[Tilly2]

No, Melv. Do you?

[zebo]

I'm on the sea-food diet, see food and eat it. (Sounds better spoken than written down.)

[zabado]

After eating a really hot curry, an Irishman says to his wife "my backside is really sore, it feels like it's on fire and I don't know what it is" His wife replies "ring sting" and he says "how the hell would he know".

[maggiebee]

Ha ha zabado, took me a minute but a good one.

[whiskeryron]

I personally like the religious diet, eat what you like & pray you don't get fat.

[Togo]

I once went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days