Are....

[melv16]

... Plumbers dogs corgi registered?

[Tilly2]

Only if they're actually water spaniels.

[bookbinder]

Only if they live in Barking.

[melv16]

2/10 for the responses, so far....

[bookbinder]

Hmmm. Must try harder, eh?

[maggiebee]

Yes, and they've got the Queen's Award for Industry.

[Tilly2]

Dog off then, Melv!

[Tilly2]

.....I wasn't meaning to be rude.....I was meaning to be funny....obviously, it didn't work....it's the way I tell 'em.

[tonyav]

Your barking up the wrong tree, Yilly.

[Tilly2]

Aw Yont, that's a bit woof.

[Psybbo]

Surely any tree will do?

[tonyav]

Or lamp post.

[Tilly2]

Well said, Sibs!

Any tree will do.....

I closed my eyes
Drew back the curtain
To see for certain
What I thought I knew.

[Canary42]

Yes, they stop leaks turning into poodles

[Psybbo]

Or a lavradoodle

[melv16]

Or stopcocker spaniel

[tonyav]

Or a Pee kaneese.

[Psybbo]

Or a shin tzu

[Psybbo]

Sorry shih tzu

[Baldric]

If they suffer with The Wind, can they be Gas Safe?

[marval]

Well the right dog does exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plummer_Terrier