Quick Thinking

[marval]

A married were couple sleeping when an intruder entered into their house.

The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"

"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.

The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."

The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"

"My name's Phillip," he said, "but my friends call me Elizabeth."

[Jascon]

haw haw

[murraymints]

lol

[Old_Geezer]

I doubt that the intruder was a friend.

[viv41]

hee hee.