Joke

[henry1938]

2 pals comi.ng home from hols
the pilot said
one of the engines has conked out
one pal said to his mate
if the other one conks out
we will be up here all day

[Old_Geezer]

I think there needs to be a reference to arrival time being later because of the duff engine. Might work better with a four engine plane too. Builds up the suspense.