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A Bear At The Bar
A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and he says "I'll have a gin and………… Tonic."
The bartender says, "Sure man, but what's with the big pause?"
The Bear looks down at his hands and says "I don't know; but my father had them, too…"
(Snipped from the Technoccult newsletter for Feb 6th)
The bartender says, "Sure man, but what's with the big pause?"
The Bear looks down at his hands and says "I don't know; but my father had them, too…"
(Snipped from the Technoccult newsletter for Feb 6th)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A bear walked into a bar in Brunswick."Give me a beer"
Barman, " Sorry we don't serve beer to bears in Brunswick"
The bear says, "Give me a goddamned beer"
The barman replied "We dont sell beer to bolshie bears in bars in Brunswick"
The bear looks at the end of the bar and sees a female lush sitting on a stool.
The bear says,"Give me a goddamned beer or I'll eat that woman up over there"
The barman says,"We don't serve beer to bolshie,belligerent bears in bars in Brunswick"
The bear walks over to the lush and eats her all up.
He returns to the barman ," I ain't messing. Give me a goddamned beer"
The barman said," I don't serve belligerent,bolshie bears in my bar in Brunswick and certainly not one on drugs"
"Whaddya mean ,on drugs?"said the bear
The barman said," That was the barbituate" :-(
Barman, " Sorry we don't serve beer to bears in Brunswick"
The bear says, "Give me a goddamned beer"
The barman replied "We dont sell beer to bolshie bears in bars in Brunswick"
The bear looks at the end of the bar and sees a female lush sitting on a stool.
The bear says,"Give me a goddamned beer or I'll eat that woman up over there"
The barman says,"We don't serve beer to bolshie,belligerent bears in bars in Brunswick"
The bear walks over to the lush and eats her all up.
He returns to the barman ," I ain't messing. Give me a goddamned beer"
The barman said," I don't serve belligerent,bolshie bears in my bar in Brunswick and certainly not one on drugs"
"Whaddya mean ,on drugs?"said the bear
The barman said," That was the barbituate" :-(