Obsession

[marval]

My partner split up with me because he said I have an unhealthy obsession with my sense of direction.

I tried to move forward with this, but I want him back, because since he left, things just don't seem right.

[Tilly2]

Onwards and upwards, Marval.

[Psybbo]

Backwards, then Marval

[Chipchopper]

One direction fan eh ?

[DTCwordfan]

I went out with a girl from West Cornwall (St Just and not far from mikey's Cornish abode). She gave up on me.....I thought it was because I was banging on about her being from west of St Ives and Penzance. "Oh no," she says, "It's because he's far better at foreplay."

"Wot and why?" I say....

"Cos, he's got six fingers."

[Shaglene]

I think that we are going round in circles....