A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[frugalfred]

I don't know how I have the wry neck to post these puns!

[-Talbot-]

My weird neighbour was nailing some dead ducks to the paling.

I asked him if he was some kind of sicko ....




I think he now has a Grebe fence

[Gromit]

My brother works for the Milk Marketing Board. You can see him everyday in the shopping centre in his cow costume. He wanders up and down and emus at the shoppers.

[Patsy33]

Just had an awful thought... Going swimming tomorrow. Hope husband doesn't wear his budgie smugglers again!....

[Prudie]

Rheally gromit, does he make a tit of himself?

[-Talbot-]

My mate has started a new business, a Bird Of Prey zoo. I went round it today.
He has eagles, buzzards and hawks but I don't see any Vulture in it.

[Gromit]

- There might be.
Learn them a few Boy George songs. Vulture club could be a big attraction.

[Patsy33]

They could be like that great band The Eagles...

[Gromit]

Or the O Jays.
Or Chris Rhea.
Or Taylor Swift

[Gromit]

Or Limpkin Park

[-Talbot-]

Whilst doing the roof I thought I may as well give the drainage pipes a good clean. or a Gully MOT as I like to call it.

[-Talbot-]

There was a bird in the bird bath today tweeting a great song









It was a ... ♪ Chiffchaff taking a bath ♫

[marval]

Thank you everyone for your brilliant answers, BA for you all.

I was in a pub last night the barmaid didn't want the barman to kiss her, but he woodpecker.

[melv16]

I went to a kids party last night and showed them how to play pintail on a donkey .

[Khandro]

marval; !54 posts !! I think you may have Bittern off more than you can chew.