A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[Arksided]

Wren will they stop.

[Captain2]

There's some daft bustards (think that's the correct spelling) on this thread ;o))

[Arksided]

A bit cock-adolally

[Gromit]

Dunnock my puns.

[Arksided]

I pear-a-grin and love the boobies.

[Gromit]

Not going out tonight because of the bad weather.
Having a night in gales are forecast.

[tonyav]

Gromit
Not going out tonight because of the bad weather.


Not going out, Gromit !. You can't beat a night jar.

[Arksided]

So you're starling in the house-martin.

[Arksided]

Having a night in gales are forecast.

Sheer class, still laughing.

[Gromit]

I'll have a few beers in the house. Maybe toucans of Woodpecker or shoveler couple of Kestrels down.

[melv16]

Aston villa were goosed again today :-)

[Arksided]

You'll be humming like a bird later.

[Patsy33]

I fancy a Speckled Hen

[Gromit]

Just remembered, I'll have to go out to pay off my tab at the pub on the high street.

My Wether spoonbill won't pay itself.

[Patsy33]

Alright, keep your Heron...

[Arksided]

Albatros and pay it if you like.

[Gromit]

I was going to tell you the one about Posh Spice, Louise Rednapp and Coleen Rooney.

But my wagtail will have to wait for another day.

[Tilly2]

Fantastic post, Marval. What a giggle!

[Arksided]

Awe please 'Do,Do' say it like it was.

[Gromit]

Tilly,
I thought it was fowl.