A Fishy Tale.

[Patsy33]

Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries. I could have been krilled......

[marval]

Anyone want their shoes mended? I know a good cobbler.

[frugalfred]

I'm orfe now - ta-ta!

[marval]

ta ta fred.

[viv41]

Enough carping from me, I'm off now too ......

[frugalfred]

I hear John Dory is under Mrs. Miller's thumb. Maybe that's why he's so koi. He's a bit of a groper, though!

[marval]

This thread is absolutely brill.

[Patsy33]

This is really off the scalesnow!

[Berniecuddles2]

if someone threw that at me i'd have kicked em in the cods

[Patsy33]

Yes, it was quite a blow....

[aelmpvw]

those that don't like these threads should leave abalone

[DTCwordfan]

what a garoupa you lot make, a whale of time reading this for the outsider, a few floundering on the way.

[frugalfred]

I've trawled the depths of my mind for more puns, but I'm sunk- hook , line, and sinker. It's driving me in seine. All that's left is to pick up the pisces.

[retrocop]

You are all talking Pollacks!

[frugalfred]

LOL @ retro! Brilliant!

[Patsy33]

Oohhh! My head is swimming......

[retrocop]

frugalfred
Were you a dogfish in another life?

[DTCwordfan]

scratch my yabbas....I need some relief.

[Patsy33]

Retro, I think I might have been a catfish..

[retrocop]

I knew this Lobster who liked disco dancing. On a bad night he might pull a Mussel. :-)

[Patsy33]

At the disco, were they listening to Herman and the Hermits